So even if you’re an actual badass (bank robber? Renegade trucker? Arsonist?), you’ll have to go the extra mile to be believable. We’re talking blacked-out bike and actual horsepower. If your motorcycle has a kickstarter, a hand shifter, or a massive two-stroke engine, even better. But for the badass whose recent hip replacement precludes kicking an old shovelhead to life, or who doesn’t have time in his/her busy schedule (the kids have soccer practice, you know) to fine-tune the jetting on the old CR500, here’s a list of new badass bikes that can be purchased off the showroom floor—with a stack of counterfeit bills, obviously.