Finding words to describe how these bikes feel is challenging. Really, it is. So in a moment of creative drought and desperation, I wondered, "What would my coworkers say?" EIC Cook would say something cheeky like, "Drugs these days must be strong because in my day, motorcycles didn't have to be half this fast to thrill the pants off a young lady." Ari, on the other hand, ever the objective reviewer, would probably offer, "These bikes are raw, uncompromising, and viciously fast." They would both be right, but the phrase that kept coming up in my mind as I accelerated away from stoplights, laughing in my helmet, was simply, "I can't believe they sell these things to people."