Now, it's true that we here at the magazine make fun of scooters and scooter aficionados. A lot. However, even we appreciate the benefits of inexpensive, economical transportation. But in the future, folks, please do us a favor: If you can't walk home after getting your hair did and your nails done, at least make sure the vehicle that transports you there doesn't come with a top-heavy plastic doll who can't bend her knees. And for Ken's sake, wear a helmet!