Because you wanted a new one anyway, right?Sick of your bike? Sick enough to gift-wrap it for the local felons? Imagine the money they'll make. According to our friends at the Chula Vista, California, Police Department, an ambitious thief can pull down six figures per year nicking bikes just like yours. On second thought, save the gift wrap: Here's how to earn a spot on your local grand larcenist's Christmas-card list.