Not a chance. At the recent Legend of the Motorcycle Concours, we got news of yet another Indian revival. We were optimistic: Stellican Limited, the London-based private-equity firm that recently resurrected Chris-Craft boats, is the latest player. And word is some key engineering staff has been lured from Harley to Indian's newest Wigwam in Kings Mountain, North Carolina, by 50 percent pay increases. But one look at its 2008 Chief prototype made us gag: a limited-edition "Champercycle," created in partnership with Moet & Chandon, replete with onboard champagne cooler and "Be Fabulous" motto on the exhaust.