Naked Bikes | Fashion Police


I know what you guys are thinking: "Now_ that's_ a sexy motorcycle!" Everyone says Massimo Tamburini celebrated the feminine form in his designs for the Ducati 916 and MV Agusta F4, but he didn't have the cojones _to _draw this!

For many men, this could well be The Perfect Woman. No longer challenged with the task of getting a _real _hottie on the back of your bike, you can still enjoy the nearly naked feminine form right there in your lap, giving a whole new meaning to the term “crotch rocket.” Look closely at the photo to the right, however, and you’ll see that the rider isn’t equipped with the adequate “protection.” How’s he gonna bust out The Shocker with skinned knuckles? Think of the children—think of them hooting and hollering at the douche-bag riding this bike! No one likes being taunted by kids...

Actually, you know what? I’ve changed my mind: This concept is awesome! I just want to know what the male version would be. I can think of a few, but they’d probably only work on a Can-Am Spyder…

So, naked bike rider, enjoy your STD (Seriously Tacky Distraction), and give some thought to crashing. It might be the last time you get to go down on anything!

_Talk about your plastic surgery gone wrong: Get these poor girls in to see Dr. 90210, stat! Have you seen someone breaking the laws of fashion? Send a photo to, Attention: Fashion Police. _