Never one to back down from a challenge-Crusades, anyone?-the Vatican is getting up in the grille of other religions and even global coffee companies. Not only are the Pope's personal security forces now astride glistening new Ducati Multistradas in Popetastic yellow-and-white livery, but the sacred Vatican grounds have recently served as the staging area for the Red Bull X-Fighters World Tour. Fresh. Very fresh, indeed! As this is written, rumor has it the Sistine Chapel is being measured for the installation of a dynamometer for what a leaked press release calls "a Dyno-Fight horsepower smack-down of Biblical proportions!" Well, they probably oughta know.