Suddenly apologetic ancient Mayan researchers have now refigured the end of humanity to land squarely in the early 1980s. That’s in the past, for those not so good with numbers. Amazingly, the Last Page research team has located photos of the actual moment that life as we know it ended. Nope, it wasn’t an asteroid hit: Humanity perished when this senseless, soul-killing Harley-Davidson custom was rolled out into the hot Daytona sunshine in ’81. Honestly, how could we go on after this? Oh, yes, civilization survived, but we all died a little inside. Note to hand-wringing ancient Mayans: Next time, please make your predictions a little easier to figure out!