Inspired by the successful, co-branded Harley-Davidson/Ford F-150 pickup, and in an effort to supplement a failing money supply from Washington D.C., Halliburping has gone green! The world premiere for the industry-leading regime change subcontractor's first environmentally sensitive, alternate-fuel motorcycle, the coal-burning FLTHROWBAK, was held at Baghdad's Armageddon, a biker bar-themed children's self-esteem center. The entirely new model, an external combustion, single expansion, steam-driven touring bike, is not your typical rattle-clone retro. Weighing in at a svelte 2400 pounds dry, the FLTHROWBAK's tonnage rapidly increases as the gracefully stretched, 1500 psi-rated, 240-gallon boiler is filled with scale-fighting, Halliburping-supplied, depleted-plutonium heavy water. Any thoughts of corner carving will be dispelled once the cleverly designed flip-lid, coal-chute saddlebags are loaded to their two-cubic-yard capacity. With this much mass bearing down upon the earth, one has to admire Halliburping's sustainable engineering chutzpah for specifying old-growth California Redwood for the twin spar frame and whalebone for the 20-spoke drive wheel.