$5000 Streetbike Surgery - BMW R1200GS Adventure

Perfecting The Gelände/Strasse Principle

By Tim Carrithers, Photography by Andrea Wilson

Despite 30 years of relentless mechanical evolution, the longest-playing BMW in company history isn't quite perfect. It's close, but even a late-model R1200GS like this one comes with an inevitable handful of concessions to mass production that, like a fresh case of poison oak, hard-core fans can't leave alone.

Blessed with more of every traditional Gelände/Strasse virtue from suspension travel to the fuel capacity of a small Japanese pickup truck, auxiliary lighting and reasonable tip-over protection, an R1200GS Adventure keeps the serious and the seriously obsessed from building a mountain of accessory catalogs quite as quickly as the standard model. But for anyone truly committed to bashing around the hinterlands-Motorcyclist's Western Advertising Manager Brad Banister, for example-it only postpones the inevitable: regular visits by the UPS truck, followed by a towering mountain of boxes in the garage.

After finding an '08 Adventure with only 1800 miles advertised on Craigslist, Banister wasted no time sealing the deal. "I bought it from a broke stockbroker in New York, which was a story in itself," he says. The bike showed up in Los Angeles with Touratech master-cylinder guards and a set of hand-built Jesse aluminum saddlebags-the gold standard in real-deal expedition motorcycle luggage for the last 17 years-along with a BMW Navigator III GPS receiver. A good start, but why stop there? The bags got a flat-black Rhino Lining-the same spray-on coating usually found protecting truck beds-to blend with the bike's stealthy mission statement.

Even for a GS that spends 70 percent of its life on the pavement, Job One is defending vulnerable vitals from hostile terrain. The Adventure comes with a more substantially armored undercarriage than the standard GS, but the thought of all 4.2 quarts of oil bleeding out of a fist-sized hole in the crankcase miles from anywhere inspired Banister to bolt up a Wunderlich Extreme skidplate and centerstand plate. There are less obvious but equally vital bits of protection on board: Wunderlich guards keep the steering stops from being sheared off if Das Boot should capsize, subsequently stuffing the handlebar into the fuel tank and wreaking all sorts of expensive havoc. A MudSling rear fender extension from Machineart Moto protects the battery, rear shock and precious vacation days from being wasted by chunks of countryside churned up by the rear tire. A Wunderlich sidestand enlarger keeps the stock stand's smallish foot from sinking into soft ground and letting the bike keel over. It all adds up to peace of mind, which really is priceless when you're a few hundred miles from home.

UP CLOSE

With all the armor plating in place, the next order of business was tailoring the fit. The stock BMW handlebar is the sort of compromise we can live without-especially while trying to concentrate on the tricky bit up ahead instead of the nagging back pain induced by the last 10 miles of rocky desert two-track. The cure? Pro Taper's EVO bar (available in your choice of off-road-friendly bends) held by a Wunderlich Quick-Adjust mount. No more loosening/tightening those four bolts to rotate the bar forward for the stand-up sections and re-doing it for the ride home. Wunderlich's internal ratcheting mechanism lets you make the same adjustment in one-tenth the time with no tools for less than what most chiropractors would charge to straighten out your sacroiliac. Besides being much tougher than the stock bits they replace, Vario adjustable control levers add a similar degree of adjustability to the clutch and front brake. A Wunderlich throttle-stop offers blessed relief to the overtaxed right wrist on seemingly interminable stretches of straight pavement. Replace the right bar-end with one of these, dial up a suitable degree of resistance and you'll wonder how you and your wrist managed this long without one.

Though the 1170cc Boxer punches out plenty of steam right out of the box, a Remus stainless-steel header and Hexacone titanium/carbon-fiber canister make the big boy noticeably more responsive to the throttle and more fun to listen to without annoying motorists or other sensitive wildlife. It all adds up to the most functional, versatile motorcycle Banister has owned in 32 years of riding. Comfortable enough for the long haul yet capable of dancing through the twisty bits like an NFL linebacker in ballet class, it may not look pretty to you, but it gets the job done on- or off-road. To a guy like Brad, that's beautiful.

A&S BMW
1125 Orlando Ave.
Roseville, CA 95661
800.689.9893
www.ascycles.com

BMW Navigator III Plus GPS $998

Jesse Luggage Systems
7309 W. Carole Ln.
Glendale, AZ 85303
602.915.1177
www.jesseluggage.com

Odyssey saddlebags $1500

Machineart Moto
17 Slacktown Rd.
Frenchtown, NJ 08825
908.996.7210
www.machineartmoto.com

MudSling rear fender extension $149

Max Moto
1635 63rd St.
Emeryville, CA 94608
510.595.3300
www.remususa.com

Remus HexaCone exhaust $1271

Pro Taper
1055 Montecito Dr.
Corona, CA 92879
951.736.5369
www.protaper.com

EVO handlebar $89.99

Touratech USA
4021 Airport Way South
Seattle, WA 98108
800.491.2926
www.touratech-usa.com

Clutch reservoir guard $30.30
Front brake reservoir guard $32.60
GPS mount $56.40
Rear master cylinder guard $29.90

Wunderlich America
125 Hanger Way #160
Watsonville, CA 95076
866.830.9990
www.wunderlichamerica.com

Centerstand plate $89
Handlebar adjuster $45
Skid plate $299
Steering stops $119
Sidestand foot $43
Throttle stop $99
Vario levers $270
TOTAL $5121.19

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